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Andy San Dimas's Naughty Bloopers Photos and Videos

Andy San Dimas — Named after an earthquake fault, Andy San Dimas is quick to admit her mistakes- like the time she got stoned, naked and submitted an ass shot [similar to the ones you see on this page] for consideration in her high school yearbook. Like we all don't screw up from time to time? Except when you're a celebrated porn chick fucking black guys, your repertoire of fuck ups either wind up on the Internet or in sexual extortion e-letters submitted by stalkers. Early on, Andy was able to curtail the damage but as her fame has grown, Andy now finds it necessary to confess her transgressions as they occur- which is quite often. In that event, we're sure you'll be seeing a lot of Andy in the future.

Natalia Rossi, Andy San Dimas, Victoria Lawson, Aidan Starr, Nikki Rhodes, Misty Stone — Often mistaken for Portia de Rossi and sometimes the singing Italian half of the Vegas act Allen & Rossi, Natalia Rossi has a fantasy wherein she's ravaged by drunken pirates and choked into orgasmic spasm as fair haired cabin boys mock her with torrents of obscenity. Her practical friends - Andy San Dimas, Victoria Lawson, Aidan Starr, Nikki Rhodes and Misty Stone - argue that this is a flight of fantasy and could never happen on your best day. Of course some of these girls engage in lesbo acts, self-manipulation and standard humping so what would they know what a good time is.

Andy San Dimas, Madison Ivy — What woman alive hasn't had a black cock up her ass, crammed in her mouth, or pressed deeply into the folds of her vagina? According to experts, the possibilities of one or all three of those activities occurring during a threeway with a portly white man thrown in for good measure tend to increase the numbers of participating females even more astronomically. You might not think so to hear that, but Andy San Dimas and Madison Ivy participated in such a study recently. It was all very hush-hush, of course, and funded by a top secret branch of the government. All we can say is the symbol of that office involves the American Eagle. But to hint more at such activity risks wire taps and tall sinister men in black overcoats tailing from a comfortable distance.