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6/30/2010 - 10 Man Cum Slam brings you Amber Simpson — Porn's never at a loss for willing and eager manpower. When regular, normal Joes aren't available for a videotaped pajama party featuring the delectable likes of 20-year-old Amber Simpson, out comes the little black book to recruit the drunken lumberjacks, hitchhikers and hippie pot farmers. Truthfully, makes no difference what page of the social register a guy hails from. He takes one look at Amber, he's no doubt lock and loaded and ready to perform like a trained seal. Then get ten guys together for a cum slam with the lovely Ms. Simpson, and they're on her like lightning bugs feeding on dextrose. Probably the only one getting the shitty end of the stick in this bizarre calculus is the mop and bucket guy. Another reason not to ditch those upcoming summer school makeup classes lest you wind up in his shoes.
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6/28/2010 - Chica Boom brings you Nyomi Arman — Sophisticated now in the ways of the world, its hard to believe that Nyomi Arman grew up in a small village in Peru where trucks ran on three wheels and young lads would play with their pee-pees in the tall mountain grass. Amusement as you might guess, was hard to come by. Often times, as a practical joke, Nyomi and her girlfriends would go without wearing panties, sit in a humid cantina and let the rest of the customers guess as to where the smell was coming from. Often times the owner was blamed for serving bad seafood and would have to comp the bills of irate customers. But these were the ways of cheap laughs among the nubile village maidens, many of whom had not even seen or owned a TV set. As you'll gather from this raunchy video clip, Nyomi has progressed a lot further along and owns a set that receives 200 channels. Needless to say she is the envy of all her friends from the old neighborhood.
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6/25/2010 - Barefoot Confidential brings you Emma Heart — With that monstrous sexual organ in her mouth, it's hard to picture adorable Emma Heart as being a plain and simple, down to earth farm girl. But that she is, and the one simple rule Emma learned while milking the cows is that you can't spend the rest of your life inhaling cow manure. No future in it. Hence, farm chicks learn at a very early age - generally from their pa's - how to land a fella. By seduction, practically speaking, and the city slickers who take a fancy to the corn fed gals like Emma tend to like their corn fed gals barefoot. What we're seeing in this tape is an actual, proven step-by-step method used by the Iowa-based organization known as G.O.T.S. - [The Gals of the Silo] to break a man's reserve. If you're not drooling and speaking foreign tongues within 30 seconds, you might as well be the one sucking that fat black cock.
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6/23/2010 - 5-Guy Cream Pie brings you Shayna Knight — Either little is made, or little is known of the fact that Shayna Knight used to work carnivals back in Berlin, Germany to help pay for her schooling. Shayna would perch herself on a stool, and wham, some guy big enough to be the tuba player in an oompah band would try to hit her full on in the kisser with a custard pie for a kewpie doll. Don't laugh, it paid for web design class. While a few of you killjoys may be looking down your noses at such crass activity, the more enlightened have already seen the possibilities this presented Shayna as she assumed a career in the porn biz. True, she exchanged her face for her vagina, but the idea is still the same. Whether it's running out the corners of your semen-crusted mouth or the crack in your rank lady hole, cream pays the bills. So be it five guys or a 105 guys, the math is all the same to Shayna - because that was the one subject she didn't take up in school.
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6/21/2010 - Teen Power brings you Nadia Styles — At age 60, the perennially youthful Nadia Styles would probably still have Teen Power coursing through her veins. Then, again, that would no doubt make her a vampire and just as likely to suck your blood as your dick. But why dwell on those uneasy particulars as long as she keeps her teeth clean and breath not smelling like a crypt? Being an expert in such matters as making the optimum use of bimbo-enhanced charisma, Nadia dons a skimpy outfit and dances restlessly as the camera grows stupid with infatuation for her. Having straddled the fine line of common sense, intelligence and youthful sex appeal, Nadia is no longer prone to run off with carnival barkers at their whimsy and say-so. Which means Teen Power is not wasted on her, we're happy to report. Pages: «« || 1, ..., 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, ..., 266 || »» |
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