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6/20/2010 - A Load in Every Hole brings you Crystal Ray — The shrinks have a word for it: Obsessive-Compulsive. When Crystal Ray was a kid, her concerned mom had her on the couch thinking there was something very weird to Crystal's insistence that the family cars be parked in alphabetical order. Her trimmed bangs had to hang evenly, measured precisely by a geometric instrument. The Buster Brown shoes had to be spit-shined. Clothes had to be hung in a closet starched, creased and according to a defined sequence. Eventually living with Crystal was like being on a military base, and she'd have shit fits if things were not found in their proper place. This might have been looked upon as idiosyncratic had it not extended into Crystal's sex life. To Crystal's way of thinking every hole had to have occupancy, every hole had to be loaded up. Know what they say about psycho chicks giving the best sex? There it is in a nutshell.
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6/17/2010 - Barefoot Confidential brings you Jamie Brooks — One of the drawbacks about Georgia chain gangs, federal prisons or solitary confinement is the fact that it's nigh to impossible to indulge a foot fetish. Guys named Willie or Cornbread Red generally don't like you staring at their hairy toes in the shower, and if the glance is longer than deemed necessary, you generally buy a shiv in the gut. So with that thought in mind, we present this full bore foot scenario featuring the gorgeous Jamie Brooks for your pleasure, knowing that some of our viewers might be fugitives on the lam. Have you ever seen a piece of ass hotter than Jamie, here? Was the deprivation of this living, breathing jackoff goddess worth doing time for? Foot guys, Jamie knows what you've been missing and is determined to drive your libido into a state of insanity. After you've soiled your pants you might even do something stupid like give yourself help, but we wouldn't recommend it since Cornbread and his buddies might be waiting for you.
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6/16/2010 - 10 Man Cum Slam brings you Gen Padova — If you've heard any of her interviews, or read any of her comments on fan forums, you know that vivacious Gen Padova's one of the smartest chicks in porn. So why she's sucking off 10 men at a crack in a ring-around-the-rosie and absorbing toxic semen through her pores when she could be investing her hard earned dollars with Ponzi schemers or marrying a rich old geezer with a bum ticker, beats us. A mouthful, granted, in more ways than one. Wait, did we also say, smart? Yeah, ankle tattoos are a great fashion accessory, Gen, especially if you're thinking of being invited to the Summer Cotillion dance by Bromley S. Whitman III, the scion of Long Island wealth. Tats are certainly a conversation starter among the blue bloods, from what we understand. Alas, we pick knits. If Gen wants to continue to debase herself by participating in multiple man cock slams, thinking this is a means of self-exploration and discovery, that's entirely her business. We'll just patiently wait our turn in line.
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6/14/2010 - Chica Boom brings you Angel — Brutally beautiful with Mediterranean lips that could create sheer havoc, Angel is your prototypical diamond in the rough. Raised in Sicily near a field of wine vats, Angel spent the better part of her youth removing stubborn grape stains from the soles of her feet. That's when she met Antonio, the son of a deported Mafia chieftain from the States. She learned many things from him, for instance, how to run in a specific pattern to dodge machine gun bullets, how to file serial numbers off of revolvers and the most effective ways of laundering currency. How Angel's misspent youth led her into the porn business is a story that Hollywood's seriously looking into, and there's rumors, again, that Lindsay Lohan will get the role. That we wouldn't bet on, but Angel should make significant bank as a technical advisor. If you believed any part of this cock n' bull story, you deserve being home, jacking off to sex scenes on your computer. At least take comfort in the fact that you're stroking it to Angel.
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6/12/2010 - Ultra Cuckolds brings you Scarlett Pain — God protects children, fools and ultra cuckolds. Knowing this, Scarlett Pain, never known to take many chances, wants to be sheltered between a ball sucker's strong legs during the next lightning storm. When Scarlett shows you her own leg, she's showing you an impressive art gallery, so it stands to reason that a sensitive man with cultivated tastes would gravitate towards her. Unfortunately, the only guys answering that description generally live with their mothers, suck sac and make a mess in other men's mouths. Sometimes you got to make allowances or stay home Saturday nights, says Scarlett since her type tends to ward off the Average Joe. Pages: «« || 1, ..., 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, ..., 266 || »» |
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