Eva, Olivia Saint, Vic Sinister — Put three porn girls together in a room and it's a natural recipe for chaos. In fact some Big Bang Theorists have advanced the notion that enough nuclear energy was created at the mere idea of Eva, Olivia Saint and Vic Sinister some time walking the planet Earth in the future that it begged to be created. You won't be reading this account in the Book of Genesis, however. In the good book you do read some account of Moses tying his ass to a tree and walking ten miles. But Holy Moses, imagine if the asses of Eva, Olivia Saint and Vic Sinister were in his troupe walking the desert. Moses wouldn't have had enough tablets to break at the idea of all the commandments being violated while he was checking out burning bushes. In fact, we can think of a couple that get us rock hard. And you may think of a few yourself checking out these ladies in the video clip.
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Amai Liu, Brooke Banner — With the name Amai Liu you'd expect someone playing safety for the Pittsburgh Steelers. And you'd be quite wrong. Relatively new to the porn biz, and therefore subject to on-set pranks and general kidding around, Amai is a perky, adorable [even when cum-drenched] and slenderish Asian chick that weighs in at approximately 78 pounds soaking wet. On the other hand, Brooke Banner's been in the business six years which is the equivalent of lifer in San Quentin math. Girl's like this are hard to fool and less inclined to accept rubber checks and promises of stardom. But the attempt to get one by them now and then still proves irresistible.
Bossy Delilah, Kirra Lynne, Rebeca Linares — In the land of crotchless panties, Bossy Delilah's ass is king. Amateur skiers have met terrible fates on that slope, so, as you'd suspect, when it comes to matriculating the butt, Delilah knows what it's all about. Realizing the attendant hazards, men still will beg her for the intimacy of a fart or a fuck. On the subject, Delilah's a storehouse of information and recently shared some with her friends Kirra Lynne and Rebeca Linares concerning the self-loathing white male psyche. Teaching them a method that puts the shit in a Shittake mushroom, Delilah demonstrated with a death grip, some female warrior spirit and a strap-on. Her man's sausage quickly burst with flavorful juices, and Hickory Farms would have been proud. Kirra and Rebeca took a page from Delilah's book and followed suit. They quickly learned that a swift rod up a man's ass does as much as passionate words and dark romantic eyes. So much wisdom.
Tori Taylor, Jasmine Byrne, Bianca Pureheart — There's screwing up, and then there's really screwing up. Really screwing up is throwing a California Highway patrolman the finger while in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the freeway or pissing off an angry mob of machete-wielding Hutus in Rwanda; or, simply, shitting yourself when you thought you were going to be a scamp by sneaking a smelly fart in a posh Beverly Hills restaurant. One time or another we've all done these things. Then there's screwing up, porn chick style. For the most part, girls, especially if they're pretty girls, can get away with almost anything because they're pretty girls. But if they're pretty PORN girls, they can walk around with asses that smell like stale beer or eggs infected with salmonella and guys will think it's cute, because, being guys, they want to get laid and will suck up to the pretty porn girl thinking this might happen. Chances are it won't, but that's beside the point. While you're mulling how stupid you've behaved around women in these contexts, sit back and watch Tori Taylor and company relate some of the dumb ass goings on in their lives. Then think about how cool it might be to fuck them if you had half the chance.
Veronika Raquel, Marlena, Rebeca Linares — Imagine opening a gift-wrapped box under your Christmas tree and finding a rubber face with a thatch of silly blond hair attached to it. It was all a gag, you see, and just Veronika Raquel's boyfriend telling her in a very stupid way that he needed some head. Only she didn't think it was funny. Comparing notes with her gal pals Marlena and Rebeca Linares, they were all in receipt of similar presents. That's when the ladies decided to invite the boys over for an afternoon of egg nog and other surprises. So when the shoe went on the other foot, the strap-on went up the other ass. The corn smell of rectal mucus was enough to overwhelm the seasonal evergreen and the screams of men taking it in the keister was enough to blot out the gross sounds of eight humping reindeer. Actually, Rebeca Linares had to admit her man had a saucy rump.
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