Joy, Mona, Goy, May, Jane — Whenever you get five porn girls together with first and no last names, you wonder if someone staged a raid on an orphanage to cast a movie. [Just thinking out loud, no need to get hot and bothered and call Family Services.] Looking down the list, the name caught us as well - Goy - a woman who obviously gets loads of respect when it comes to seating in a Jewish deli. "Goy, party of three!!" Why do you suppose a porn gal chooses such a name? We know she's from Thailand. Is there some local dish she's named after like, Some Young Goy? Stay tuned and you might learn something. Both on the fuckability and poker scale, it looks like we got a full house of Asian chicks from that neck of the woods with funny stories about malaria and house boats. This is gonna be a riot, we promise.

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Delilah Strong, Renee Pornero, Lena Julliett — The ultimate blooper award has to go to Delilah Strong's first boyfriend. We don't know what the real circumstances are or were, but for a healthy redblooded guy to have blown an opportunity with one of the world's great pieces of ass is not only a miscarriage of justice but a miscue on any score card. But look who's talking? We've socially interacted with Delilah on a couple of occasions and when opportunity arose to nestle our finger between her inviting ass cheeks, we turned into babbling morons with the sexual grace of a stable boy. Hindsight, as they say, is 20-20 and we're just curious what Renee Pornero's and Lena Julliett's romantic stories are. There must be true heartfelt pain and suffering involved, but when a porn chick relates the tale it somehow involves cops, bail bondsmen and drunken lawyers trying to get into their pants. But we could be wrong.

Ariana Jollee, Brooke Balentyne, Crystal Ray, Rhiannon Bray — Catherine The Great is celebrated not so much for being the imperial Czarina of Russia, but for the fact that besides secret liaisons with Count Stanislaw August Poniatowski she allegedly kept a stable of horses for sexual fulfillment and had an intricate harness designed to allow an erect male horse access. We think you get the picture. If outlandish sexual practice were Siberia, then Ariana Jollee is certainly Dr. Zhivago, though Ariana still has a few more miles to trek to reach the throne of Moscow and match Catherine for outlandishness. Still, Ariana and her dripping semen-filled ass crack [check out the video clip] has built legendary status for herself in the adult entertainment business. While we can't vouch for Brooke Balentyne, Crystal Ray or Rhiannon Bray in the horse or cum drenched sphincter department, we're sure you'll enjoy their colorful behavior as well in this ode to Naughty Bloopers.

Sophie Dee, Denice K, Aaralyn Barra, Alicia Alighatti, Loretta Black — Just going through this lineup of names, and you can see potential bloopers in the making. Sophie Dee, for instance, is sometimes blond, sometimes raven tressed which confuses her current Braille assisted boyfriends no end. And we've already discussed how Aaralyn Barra is often confused with Yogi Berra or Yogi Bear. Denice K sometimes spells her name "Denise" and the K on her driver's license always presents a long story with the DMV during driver's license renewal. On the Alicia Alighatti front, we discovered that if you order this in a bistro, it might take awhile but the waiter will return with a plate full of pasta with adornments that appear to come from the bottom of the Baltic Sea. Hey, we could crack jokes all day at the expense of these lovely ladies and possibly be invited for a stint at a comedy club for our efforts. Instead, we suggest you sit back, relax, watch the show and determine if there's jackoff potential.

Aubrey Banks, Lexi Belle, Sasha Knox, Phoebe, Cassie Young — Only one thing beats riding a New York City subway in mid-August with no ventilation system. And that's listening to a bunch of female porn stars yapping about their arrest records, their $3,000 handbag purchases, their suitcase pimps, the diminished capacity that comes from excessive drinking, or better yet, lending advice to the lovelorn. What we said about the diminished capacity may or may not be the reason why Aubrey Banks has difficulty getting words out of her mouth, but the fact that she's wearing a plaid skirt and knee socks allows her a free pass to a multitude of social faux pas. Yeah, we sit back and smile because porn chicks [as long as they're wearing makeup] can pretty much do whatever they please and we kiss their ass. Speaking of which, there's plenty of that to go around in this interesting little clip. So sit back, enjoy and build your tolerance for nonsense. You'll be a better person for it.