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Brooke Balentyne's Kick Ass Photos and Videos

6/06/2010 - A Load in Every Hole brings you Brooke Balentyne — This being June 6th, the anniversary of the Invasion of Normandy during World War II, you might wonder what this observance has to do with Brooke Balentyne. If you think about it in terms of Brooke dutifully filling every one of her holes and the Allies' Victory- in-Europe strategy being one of filling every trench, yeah, a lot. Just don't recite this thesis to your history teacher with about a week left of school, or you'll fuck up graduation. We're not sure whether Brooke has graduated anything, but this doesn't stop her from celebrating good times. How else do you think she maintains that perpetual smile? Toothpaste? In this video, it looks like Brooke's about to be inseminated by the Aryan brotherhood. Some people just can't forget the fact they were on the wrong side of the beach during D-Day, but we're sure that's furthest from Brooke's mind.

5/06/2010 - Naughty Bloopers brings you Ariana Jollee, Brooke Balentyne, Crystal Ray, Rhiannon Bray — Catherine The Great is celebrated not so much for being the imperial Czarina of Russia, but for the fact that besides secret liaisons with Count Stanislaw August Poniatowski she allegedly kept a stable of horses for sexual fulfillment and had an intricate harness designed to allow an erect male horse access. We think you get the picture. If outlandish sexual practice were Siberia, then Ariana Jollee is certainly Dr. Zhivago, though Ariana still has a few more miles to trek to reach the throne of Moscow and match Catherine for outlandishness. Still, Ariana and her dripping semen-filled ass crack [check out the video clip] has built legendary status for herself in the adult entertainment business. While we can't vouch for Brooke Balentyne, Crystal Ray or Rhiannon Bray in the horse or cum drenched sphincter department, we're sure you'll enjoy their colorful behavior as well in this ode to Naughty Bloopers.

11/23/2009 - A Load in Every Hole brings you Brooke Balentyne — Remember Brooke? She's the cute, sexy Cherokee Indian chick who was going to save up all her gangbang money to buy a casino on the reservation. So you probably want to know what happened with that? Like the intrepid reporters we are, we're bringing you an update. Which is, basically nothing. Which is to say Brooke's your typical porn chick with big ideas but even bigger spending habits. Which is to say she's going to be taking it in every hole for a little while longer than she anticipated. Maybe ten or twenty years longer [not counting time away for jail and rehab]. Then, again, the more holes she takes it in, the quicker Brooke will be towards attaining her goal. Which is to say, never. Amazing how porn chicks who take it in every hole are so damn predictable.

11/16/2009 - A Load in Every Hole brings you Brooke Balentyne — According to Einstein, there's an infinite number of holes in the universe, and Brooke Balentyne seems to have most of them. Savvy lass, Brooke's quite aware of this fact, and because she has the blood of the Cherokees coursing through her hot veins, Brooke intends to make the most of it. Unlike most of the stupid chicks in the porn biz, Brooke's saving her money with plans of opening a casino on a reservation some day. That way she'll get back at all the guys who poked their dicks wantonly in her numerous holes- by taking their money on games of chance. Brooke could have probably handled it another way by going psycho and stabbing each one of those misfits in lonely motel rooms, but what would have been the point? This way she empties their wallets legally and gets to sit pretty instead of in a jail cell.