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Andy San Dimas's Kick Ass Photos and Videos

3/25/2010 - Ultra Cuckolds brings you Andy San Dimas — Being a porn chick, Andy San Dimas gets some strange offers that don't always involve her anus. Like the time she was approached to be a guest judge at the recent Petaluma, California Mr. Cuckold Physique Contest. Being a conventional gal with sexual tastes and mores to match, Andy's integration into the cuckold universe was surprisingly quick and coherent. Though she did hesitate a moment when asked to remove her clothes backstage. Once she got over her shyness around a group of equally naked men, Andy began to realize that a penis was not the exclusive play toy province of a woman, but that it held similar value to a certain stripe of guy: outwardly hairy and gross, but inwardly, interracially motivated with the soul and disposition of a ballet troupe. Andy made many friends that day and now they often get together for afternoon chitchats at the local tea room.

3/20/2010 - Ultra Cuckolds brings you Andy San Dimas — As you can judge by her naked pics, Andy San Dimas has many wonderful qualities. Only choosing men isn't among them. Like most ladies, Andy appreciates a guy with manners, and one who'll spend money at the drop of a hat to spring her out of jail, if needs be. You'd think that would be enough, and we know a bunch of dames who'd jump at the opportunity of hooking up with their own private bail bondsman. But not Andy. She knows that by dropping her panties and displaying her ass in come hither fashion, she can bargain for way more, i.e., that special someone. The fact that Andy's special someone might be a limp-wristed cocksucker, entails more than can readily be explained on these pages, but Andy seems to know what she's doing.

3/15/2010 - Naughty Bloopers brings you Andy San Dimas — Named after an earthquake fault, Andy San Dimas is quick to admit her mistakes- like the time she got stoned, naked and submitted an ass shot [similar to the ones you see on this page] for consideration in her high school yearbook. Like we all don't screw up from time to time? Except when you're a celebrated porn chick fucking black guys, your repertoire of fuck ups either wind up on the Internet or in sexual extortion e-letters submitted by stalkers. Early on, Andy was able to curtail the damage but as her fame has grown, Andy now finds it necessary to confess her transgressions as they occur- which is quite often. In that event, we're sure you'll be seeing a lot of Andy in the future.

8/05/2009 - Kick Ass brings you Victoria Lawson, Andy San Dimas — Victoria Lawson always wanted a lesbian lover named Andy. So when Andy San Dimas came along, Victoria could freely talk about "Andy" in front of her parents and no one would know the wiser. Neither would there be any stern parental lectures about grandchildren or lack of them and the fact that their daughter's spending the rest of her life chopping her hair short and living with cats. Of course, going down on another broad is similar to living with an Angora depending how hygienic she keeps herself. For the moment, the smell isn't what concerns Victoria as long as her well intentioned parents skip the sermons.

7/25/2009 - Ultra Cuckolds brings you Andy San Dimas — Well, we've already told you that shocking tale about Andy San Dimas and the group of Abba impersonators at the Swedish fertility festival. So here's another. As you can probably imagine, Andy was raised in a conservative household which frowned upon cocksucking, particularly as it applied to two men who shared gym equipment. Figuring that she'd never have to deal with this issue on her own times and that there was no such think as homosexuality - only frigid women that said no - Andy went along with the company line. But never say never. Boy, was Andy ever thrown for a loop the first time she went down on a guy and bumped into her garage mechanic.

7/24/2009 - Naughty Bloopers brings you Natalia Rossi, Andy San Dimas, Victoria Lawson, Aidan Starr, Nikki Rhodes, Misty Stone — Often mistaken for Portia de Rossi and sometimes the singing Italian half of the Vegas act Allen & Rossi, Natalia Rossi has a fantasy wherein she's ravaged by drunken pirates and choked into orgasmic spasm as fair haired cabin boys mock her with torrents of obscenity. Her practical friends - Andy San Dimas, Victoria Lawson, Aidan Starr, Nikki Rhodes and Misty Stone - argue that this is a flight of fantasy and could never happen on your best day. Of course some of these girls engage in lesbo acts, self-manipulation and standard humping so what would they know what a good time is.

7/23/2009 - Ultra Cuckolds brings you Andy San Dimas — Girls in porn have weird stories to tell and it's no different with Andy San Dimas. On her way to a Swedish Summer solstice festival one time in rural Georgia, Andy was surrounded by some redneck Abba impersonators and forced to submit to unspeakable acts. Besides being made to watch Pierce Brosnan attempt to sing in Mama Mia, Andy was forced into a pair of white thigh highs and urged to spread her ass and make noises with her stretched labia. We were especially appalled at the thigh highs portion of the story, and Andy agrees that it's a chilling moment in her life which she'll never forget.

7/06/2009 - Kick Ass brings you Andy San Dimas, Victoria Lawson — Put two strong-willed gals together and it's a battle to see who wears the balls. Such was the case with Andy San Dimas and her pal Victoria Lawson. Although we can't be positively sure on these points, we believe Andy won by virtue of her tattoos and the fact that she considers farts and upchuck to be natural air fresheners. But we could be wrong. In any event, Andy looks good wearing a cock, and if she were a guy we'd feel quite at ease inviting her to hunt Caribou or bumming a cigar off of her. It would take a man with a sense of adventure- like Hemingway- to invite Andy out on a date, but well worth it for the crazy stories you could tell later.

6/30/2009 - Kick Ass brings you Andy San Dimas — For a long time both geologists and Greek oceanographers have been imploring Andy San Dimas to name a fault line after her. And, like a true porn chick, she's thinking about it, wondering what's in it for her. While Andy mulls her answer, allow us to comment on her natural recesses which she so boldly exposes and offer the risk assessment involved. Obviously one step in that gash (which formerly ran an Amtrak route, by the way) and it's all over for anyone, including guys with 46 inch waists. And that lethal sphincter with just one sneeze at the wrong time looks like it could be a problem as well. In summation, Andy strikes as the kind of girl you'd like to toss around on the davenport, but we wouldn't suggest doing it during an earthquake.

6/26/2009 - Naughty Bloopers brings you Andy San Dimas, Madison Ivy — What woman alive hasn't had a black cock up her ass, crammed in her mouth, or pressed deeply into the folds of her vagina? According to experts, the possibilities of one or all three of those activities occurring during a threeway with a portly white man thrown in for good measure tend to increase the numbers of participating females even more astronomically. You might not think so to hear that, but Andy San Dimas and Madison Ivy participated in such a study recently. It was all very hush-hush, of course, and funded by a top secret branch of the government. All we can say is the symbol of that office involves the American Eagle. But to hint more at such activity risks wire taps and tall sinister men in black overcoats tailing from a comfortable distance.